Kırık Link Bildir! #219264 31-05-2007 06:34 GMT-1 saat
A hundred dollar bill
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a
hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping
him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Insecticide
'Waiter! There is a fly in my soup.'
'Oh, dear, it must have committed insecticide. '
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